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this green screen technology is AMAZING
GREEN SCREEN FTW!
Ya I can’t believe Damian could hit Shane w/ a banana peel from an entirely different location
WooOoOaaAaAhhhh.....oooooooops
Smosh Pit right?!
is that a Banana in your Pants? or are you just happy to see me? ;-)
JUST SHAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The quickest way to peal a banana is riping it in half
There are 200 seeds in a strawberry
I think Shayne is really adorable with the tiny plant in his hoodie. 🥰
Icarly wishes they had taken him when they had the chance.
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There is a tennis player called Anton Matusevich. If only...
7:12 *thats literally all I hear when I play osu*
8:47 the way Damien was saying this reminded me of a creepy parody I watched of the old cartoon ed edd n eddy. Eddy says something similar in a deeper tone like Damien did to some other character
Damien - you know what else plants like? Shayne - Gatorade Me - It's got what plants crave
8:50 That VOICE 🥵🥵😘🤩🛋️
I miss this show. So fucking funny
On average there 200 seeds on a strawberry
The other day, I ate a chocolate covered strawberry, and all I could hear in my head was Damien saying "pure flavor" and it was the most perfect moment of my life
Two hundred seeds
Pure flavour sounds like an energy drink 😂
Damien with the flawless meatcanyon reference
I was really hoping to see the moment Shayne realised he has to get the hoodie off somehow without getting covered in dirt
Better than game grumps tmph
When Shayne was shaking the bottle I subconsciously started shaking my phone.
Oh no way, Cap and Bucky have a ISprofile?
15:22 "like you dont use simulacrum everyday" spoken like a true high level wizard
Why didn’t they say their catch phrase?
I'm gonna have nightmares about the Batter Blaster ™️
ok damien's deffos been watching too much detective conan
The “seeds" you see on the outside of a strawberry are actually the plant's ovaries and are called "achenes." Each “seed" is technically a separate fruit that has a seed inside of it. Despite all this confusion about strawberry seeds, most strawberries are not actually grown from seeds!
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11:51 I’m Not The Only Person That Read “Potted Plant Pizza” Right?
8:46 yo you need a jawbreaker?
My favorite thing was he moved the box cutter at 15:47 just to be sure in case Shayne kept being dramatic so he didn't get hurt 🥺🥰
I love watching hacks but better! So good.
should not be this cute walking around with a plant in his hoodie
"What does Beatriz do for a living?" "SHE DOESN’T...... SHE’S A BANANA SHANE!" I lost it💀🤣
I don't understand the Anton Milyokovich but god I laughed anyway
dude I just found the perfect name for the gun, the batter blaster
This is basically two friends doing random things to try and make each other laugh.
we need moreeeeeeeee
Don't forget to refrigerate your gun after use.
It’s not a squash racket, it’s a smash racket *laughter ensues**
Damien's meat canyon reference
Real men eat the stem
this video really shows damiens sagittarius nature, just pure fiery chaos
Are you not meant to eat the green leaves of a strawberry? I'm not even joking
9:45 fun fact: the "seeds" on the outside of strawberries are actually tiny fruits, though they do contain seeds within them them.
Hey guess what....... I'm gay :)
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Shayne now looks like Gus Johnson
"These are the kind that *REALLY* kill turtles" Shayne takes a solid 2 seconds to fully absorb that joke.
I love watching Shane and Damian just do the most brilliant life hacks
With the gun cant you pee in it and then shoot in the toilet
shayne has evolved into gus johnson
13:46 this holds the office energy
Talking about killing plants my sister had killed an air plant before... those are like super hard to kill.
genuine tears
There are an average of 200 seeds on a strawberry
5 minute crafts is quaking
5 minute crafts, but better, and with 10x less subscribers
Shayne is Young Alex Jones, cant change my mine
There are on average about 200 seeds on a strawberry
"Life Hacks" or "Lie Facts"?
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks" damn Damien is my new favorite.
Damien moving the knife away from Shayne is a mood
About 200 seeds on a strawberry 🍓
They should do all those stupid making shoes hacks and walk across lego
Theres 200 seeds on a strawberry i googled it
Damian: "do you know how many seeds are on a strawberry?" Me: pauses the video and googled it "200" Damian: "great you don't" Me: visible confusion
But how remove the plant hoodie
I would’ve died if, during the scene where Shayne tried to get Damien to put the batter gun down, Damien had said, “Hey... Remember when you threw away my Golden Cat?” & just shot Shayne mercilessly w/ the batter
I swear Damien is the voice of Meat Canyons' videos.
I hope when Shane does that shaking he's not walking he's shuffling
2:50 YES DAMIAN WE LOVE PANIC THIS LITERALLY MADE ME GIGGLE WITH EXCITEMENT OMG
200 seeds per strawberry.
That meat canyon reference is fantastic 8:45
Shayne’s hair reminds me of my childhood fantasies of Junior from the movie “Little Giants”
2:50 DID DAMIEN JUST MAKE A PANIC! REFRENCE?!?
over caffinated Damien is just me having an adhd episode and acting like I juts chugged 7 monsters with crack in them
These are the kind that really kill turtle
O wow this vid was on my bday
In all honesty seeing those don’t do this at home earnings in kinda scared. I didn’t know how dangerous bananas really were
13:19 I’m dying because he just completely missed his hood
XD
Why the banana
Who give sht about the seeds
13:46 every crime mystery show ever
I need context for the clip at the very start. I need to know why I’m laughing
Do anyone knows the song at 7:14 when Shane went insane
Shayne’s realization of what Damien said about the coffee stirrers was priceless
There are approximately 200 seeds on a strawberry
2:50 that panic at the disco reference 10/10
The soil falling out of his hood sent me I’m yelling
14:56 as a Boston-it this is very accurate
A typical strawberry has 200 seed's
13:35 this bit made my whole fucking day 😂😂
10:17 took me about as long as Shayne to realize that ohmygod Damien
WHO STOPE DAMIENS BLUE STREAK GIVE IT BACK
Isn’t the transition music from Super Bunny Man?
Can someone please explain the paggliacci joke cuz I don’t get it ;-;
Shayne’s kids (if he chooses to have any) are going to literally be a mix of him and uncle Damien being goofs
Damien sounded like a person from meatcannon